"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
i eat godiva chocolate because i read it as “go diva” and its very encouraging. like at least this bar of chocolate believes in me
naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
why do you have this dirty ass skeleton
he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam
WHY IS HE WEARING A WATCH IN THE SHOWER?!?!
damn i didn’t know that the shower was a time prison where you aren’t allowed to tell time